Monday, August 18, 2008

what we do at work

me: ugh caramel sucks
Lisa: you suck!
me: HARSH


More of these to come.

1 comment:

la said...

me: i am sitting at work in my own world
i have done barely a single thing today that i'm supposed to be doing
i think i'm justifying it with...well i thought about not even coming in...so at least i'm HERE...
Joanna: hahahahaha
like they owe you
me: yeah i thought you'd appreciate that mentality
Joanna: of course!
it's the $20 mystery parking ticket that lets me make all my $20 purchases
what if you'd been hit by a truck on the way to work? they wouldn't have you then. at least now you can answer a phone once every two hours
= logic
me: you and your parking tickets
for the mystery car as well
Joanna: lol
me: i think if you start a band
it should be named
jo and the mystery tickets
Joanna: i love it!
you all can poo poo it, but my mystery tickets give me more peace of mind than you'll ever know
i live in a dream world where every disaster is assumed, then averted, and ever luxury is a free gift
me: you are so fuckin quotable

...i could make an entire blog on just these.