My face is really asymmetrical. It's something that's been mildly irritating to me my whole life. I don't mind seeing my face straight on, and I'm fine with my left side, but I can't stand seeing myself from the right. Left side? Normal human being. Right side? Alien chipmunk. My brother had an accident a few years ago that permanently messed up one side of his face, and people say we look a lot more alike now. Nice.

Due to three recent but completely unrelated incidents, I now have a small scar on the left side of my nose, bruises and scrapes all down my left side, and a little chunk out of the top of my left foot. My right side remains completely unscathed.

Huh.