And a Happy Day It Is

Happy birthday Peter! Surmounting countless obstacles, beating all the odds, Peter is still with us fully 8 years after surviving his most unfortunate tragedy, his birth. He is a study in abnormality, a beacon of sleep, and a constant reminder of the perils of blind, dumb devotion. The world is a more beautiful place with Peter around, and we've all got the stink bites to prove it.

Peter Garrity

30 April, 2000 - Still Going!