I'm so hungry.

Meeee tooooooo.

You had dinner!

That was hours ago. I thought about calling you but I know you had a bad experience with Cheeseboard.

I would have gotten over it! For future reference, ALWAYS give me a chance to say yes to pizza ok? I'm effing starving.

You should eat.

That's helpful. It's 12:30.

Matt's eating. Hey sports! Where and when did you get that pasta?

Gypsies. Like half an hour ago.

Dude, Gypsies isn't open at one in the morning.

Hello? Are you guys still open? Ah, ok, thanks. Fuckers. Why would they answer their phone this late just to tell me I can't have dinner?

Vending machine time. But we practically cleaned that out, too. Haven't seen red vines in there since we polished them off over summer.

God, this is what I'm reduced to. Doritos for dinner at 12:30 in the morning.

::shuffle shuffle shuffle::clunk clunk::

Those look amazing. I want some too.

::shuffle shuffle shuffle::clunk::

::silence::

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You ok?

A dangler! No no no no no no no!

Aw man that's really stuck.

Look at it! Just hanging there! What's holding it up? Nothing! It's the last bag! Stupid Ruffles!!! I knew I should have stuck to the script and punched in Doritos! Aaaaaaahhhh!

Shake it.

I'm shaking it! Everything is shaking but these damn Ruffles!

They are just cemented in there!

Are you going to be helpful on this one?

I'm just saying, they're stuck.

Damn it! This is what I'm talking about! This paper is all about cutting us down to size. You think you're having a good night? Here's a deadline story. You managed to get the story in on time? The printer won't print it. You missed your deadline? Have fun humiliating yourself by crawling on top of the desk to write it in red on the board. You still have work to do and you're hungry? All we've got is chips. Oh, you want the chips? YOU CAN'T HAVE THE CHIPS. You can only WATCH the effing chips! As they DANGLE in front of you!

I remember that Simpsons episode where Homer reaches into the vending machine and sees the detached hand in there next to him, just a bunch of bones.

Helpful. Thanks. Help me dislodge these damn chips or I'm out.

What the hell are you guys doing in here?

See the chips?!

Oh man, that sucks.

Thanks.

Remember when Skyler got that dangler over summer, and then Louis got both bags and wouldn't share?

That was epic.

Focus guys. The chips.

Ok ok ok. Where are all those coat hangers we used to have in here?

Are you kidding me?

Seriously, this is a weird place.

There are no coat hangers. You've just got to beat down the machine, Matt, you're stronger than us.

Just stuck!

YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

::shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle::

They're moving! They're moving!

::shuffle shuffle shuffle::




::clunk::




Yessssssssssssssssss.

You're welcome.

Thank you! Two gold stars.

Those'll come in handy.

Want a chip?

No, thanks, I hate Ruffles.

Yeah, I'm not that keen on them either.

o_O